The highlight of winter break’s caching expeditions? Without a doubt, it was the Toilet Seat Museum in San Antonio, TX.
Barney Smith runs the Toilet Seat Museum out of a shed in back of his house. He is well over 90 years old now, and cares for his ailing wife. You can just show up and knock on his door, but it is suggested in the cache description that you give him a call and arrange to go see the museum. Calling a stranger, asking to be shown around his property? Majorly uncomfortable. But the cache has 180 184 (and probably even more by the time you read this) favorite points so it must be good …
I called. Barney was delighted to show us the museum. He will be delighted to show you the museum. Just call. And go. He had us watch the videos of him on TV. He talked our ears off for 45 minutes! It was just fantastic. You should go. Go. Definitely go. Don’t hesitate. Barney is a gem; he won’t be here forever … do it now. You won’t regret it.
What will you see at the Museum? I think he has 1038 decorated seats at current count on a wide variety of subjects. Here’s a selection.
- How it all began.
- Librarians. Some of my best friends and favorite people.
- Camera and 35 mm film canisters. Anyone remember those?
- A turkey made from spoons and forks.
- Timo signing the European Traveler Toilet Seat.
- The European Traveler Toilet Seat with Timo’s home town marked and signed.
- Computer age; this already looks outdated.
- Dental implements. Yow.
- Arrowheads.
- Geocaching!
- You’ll have to visit the museum to see inside.
- Barney’s 90th birthday seat.
- A mathematical toilet seat.
- A million dollars on this seat.
- Barney loves mail and visitors.
- Jean Marie and Barney Smith, Artist.
Last piece of advice? This place is awesome. Don’t miss it.
















